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October 31, 2006
First Up:
Thirty-nine per cent of horror fans say that they want to see Paris Hilton as a horror movie victim. The other 61 per cent are content with her as a whore, in a movie.
Item 2:
Street magician Criss Angel is reportedly dating Paris Hilton. So that's his next trick: making STDs disappear.
Item 3:
DatelineŚLondon The Associated Press is reporting that Michael Jackson will make a rare public appearance next month at the World Music Awards, followed by a not so rare appearance at a local elementary school and then a Chuck E. Cheese.
Item 4:
Dateline--New York A prosecutor has come up with an idea for worried parents: Stroller License Plates. The inventor claims they'll help keep tabs on nannies. The weird part? The license plates will be made by kids serving in Time Out.
Item 5:
A new study has found that smoking marijuana may slow the onset of Alzheimer's. In a related story, Charlton Heston, upon hearing the news, was quoted as saying, "You can rip this bong out of my cold, dead hands."
Item 6:
A new study has found that sexually explicit song lyrics triggers teen sex. I think all music has that potential. Every time my wife sings, "Happy Birthday," I want her to blow out my candle.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. "Sir," explained the officer, "you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be held against you." To which the drunk replied, "Your boobs, please."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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