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October 31, 2006
First Up:
Thirty-nine per cent of horror fans say that they want to see Paris Hilton as a horror movie victim. The other 61 per cent are content with her as a whore, in a movie.
Item 2:
Street magician Criss Angel is reportedly dating Paris Hilton. So that's his next trick: making STDs disappear.
Item 3:
DatelineŚLondon The Associated Press is reporting that Michael Jackson will make a rare public appearance next month at the World Music Awards, followed by a not so rare appearance at a local elementary school and then a Chuck E. Cheese.
Item 4:
Dateline--New York A prosecutor has come up with an idea for worried parents: Stroller License Plates. The inventor claims they'll help keep tabs on nannies. The weird part? The license plates will be made by kids serving in Time Out.
Item 5:
A new study has found that smoking marijuana may slow the onset of Alzheimer's. In a related story, Charlton Heston, upon hearing the news, was quoted as saying, "You can rip this bong out of my cold, dead hands."
Item 6:
A new study has found that sexually explicit song lyrics triggers teen sex. I think all music has that potential. Every time my wife sings, "Happy Birthday," I want her to blow out my candle.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. "Sir," explained the officer, "you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be held against you." To which the drunk replied, "Your boobs, please."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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