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December 05, 2006
First Up:
I saw "3 lbs."; not the new show on CBS, but Nicole Ritchie on Entertainment Tonight.
Item 2:
Dateline--London, England According to "The Star" tabloid, Britney Spears was spotted pole-dancing with Paris Hilton. In a related story, Kevin Federline has been spotted pan-handling in Paris, Texas.
Item 3:
A Sad Note George Clooney's beloved pot-belly pig, Max, passed away at the age of 19. Until he finds a replacement, he has asked his pal Danny DeVito to move in.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know Secretary of State to-be Robert Gates' nickname during Bush's first term was "Eyore," because he always worried about the worst case scenario. I guess it's better than Donald Rumsfeld, who ended up with "Pooh" on his face.
Item 5:
The United States is considering a ban on luxury items exported to North Korea. Taboo items would include Rolex watches, iPods and plasma TVs. I think if you really wanted to hurt Kim Jong Il, we should stop sending huge Starsky's Grandma glasses, elevator shoes and Vitalis.
Item 6:
Dateline--Los Angeles Police commissioners rejected a proposal that would regulate the fortune-telling industry. According to a spokesperson for fortune-tellers, "The commissioners don't have the crystal balls to do it."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The trooper noticed the driver popping something into his mouth and asked, "What's that you just swallowed?" "A birth control pill," answered the trucker. "Why a birth control pill?" asked the cop. "Because when I saw your lights, I knew I was screwed!"

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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