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December 05, 2006
First Up:
I saw "3 lbs."; not the new show on CBS, but Nicole Ritchie on Entertainment Tonight.
Item 2:
Dateline--London, England According to "The Star" tabloid, Britney Spears was spotted pole-dancing with Paris Hilton. In a related story, Kevin Federline has been spotted pan-handling in Paris, Texas.
Item 3:
A Sad Note George Clooney's beloved pot-belly pig, Max, passed away at the age of 19. Until he finds a replacement, he has asked his pal Danny DeVito to move in.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know Secretary of State to-be Robert Gates' nickname during Bush's first term was "Eyore," because he always worried about the worst case scenario. I guess it's better than Donald Rumsfeld, who ended up with "Pooh" on his face.
Item 5:
The United States is considering a ban on luxury items exported to North Korea. Taboo items would include Rolex watches, iPods and plasma TVs. I think if you really wanted to hurt Kim Jong Il, we should stop sending huge Starsky's Grandma glasses, elevator shoes and Vitalis.
Item 6:
Dateline--Los Angeles Police commissioners rejected a proposal that would regulate the fortune-telling industry. According to a spokesperson for fortune-tellers, "The commissioners don't have the crystal balls to do it."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The trooper noticed the driver popping something into his mouth and asked, "What's that you just swallowed?" "A birth control pill," answered the trucker. "Why a birth control pill?" asked the cop. "Because when I saw your lights, I knew I was screwed!"

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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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