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December 12, 2006
First Up:
I saw "Unaccompanied Minors" this week. Not the new Lewis Black movie, Michael Jackson's Christmas list.
Item 2:
Hey ladies! According to the folks at www.about.com, there are twenty-five different ways you can tell if a man is lying to you. Number one: His mouth is open.
Item 3:
Former Secretary of State James Baker, co-author of the book, "Iraq Study Group" said, "I hope they don't treat this like a fruit salad and say, 'I like this and I don't like that!" Coincidentally the same thing that caused the break up of The Village People.
Item 4:
Dateline--Chicago, Illinois Researchers at The Field Museum say that a box of bones left there over ten years ago was finally identified as the remains of a dwarf water buffalo. The scientific name for the extinct critter is UglyBetty-asaurus.
Item 5:
Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter Mary is expecting a child with her partner. She said she'll name it after her father regardless of the baby's sex. Little "Dickless" will not only share his or her name with Grandpa, but also with mommy's method of conception.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week An office building cleaning lady got into an elevator and immediately cut a big fart. Hoping to mask the evidence, she spritzed the air with a little pine-scented deodorizer. Two floors later, a man got on, began to sniff and asked her, "Do you smell something?" "What does it smell like to you?" she asked. The man answered, "Like someone pooped under a Christmas tree."

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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