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February 13, 2007
First Up:
Its official: Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are divorcing. The good news is, this will allow them to get back together and break up again one thousand times.
Item 2:
Virgin Atlantic Airlines mega-mogul Richard Branson is teaming up with Al Gore. Gore says the pair is committed to finding the best way to eliminate carbon monoxide from the air. Hey Al, I have an idea: Stop breathing!
Item 3:
Maytag has announced the recall of 2.3 million dishwashers. In a related story, the Border Patrol is trying to get Mexico to recall five million dishwashers.
Item 4:
Dateline--Washington, DC Will Smith told the audience at an entertainment symposium that, "US movies must be protected because they help spread hope around the world." He than excused himself because he was late for the Jackass #2 DVD launch party.
Item 5:
After a well-received appearance on the Grammy's, The Police have decided to go on tour. They will do updated versions of their classic hits including, "King of Mortgage Payments" and "Every Little Thing She Does is Expensive."
Item 6:
Dateline--Wilmington, Delaware A mother was arrested for child endangerment. Charges include forcing her son to stand naked in sub-zero temperatures, sleep on a box spring in the basement and use a bucket for a toilet. Sounds like the Comedy Condo at Wiley's in Dayton.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A patrolman was making his rounds at a used car lot after hours when he noticed a little old lady sitting in a sedan. "Ma'am," said the officer, "Are you trying to steal this car?" "Heavens no," she replied, "I bought it this afternoon." "Why are you still here?" asked the officer. "Because I can't drive," she explained. "Then why did you buy it?" he asked. "Because I was told that if I bought a car here I'd get screwed. I'm just waiting."

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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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