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February 27, 2007
First Up:
I saw The Number 23, not the new Jim Carrey movie, but all the men who claim to be the father of Anna Nicole's baby!
Item 2:
Al Gore won an Oscar for An Inconvenient Truth, a documentary about the hazards of global warming. After seeing the former Vice President at the podium, accepting his award, I must admit I was inspired. To lose weight. Hey Al, here's an inconvenient truth: "You're so fat, you can wear Tipper's clothes!" "When you dance, the band skips." The good news is, I have officially replaced Wynonna Judd with Al Gore as the punch line for all of my fat jokes.
Item 3:
A woman in South Korea claimed the World Karaoke Record after singing to her husband for nearly 60 hours. Of course, he was perfectly healthy when she started singing.
Item 4:
A New Feature: Headlines That Don't Make You Horny (From The Los Angeles Daily News February 18, 2007): "Bush Has Two Moles Taken Off Temple For Cancer Tests."
Item 5:
And Another New Feature: You Write the Joke, Bay-bee! A man wore a pair of red boxer shorts over his head while robbing a convenience store in North Carolina. The cashier described the robber as a black man, 35-38 years old, 5' 11"and 12 inches long--Written by J.K. Anzler, Fresno, California
Item 6:
A new study has found that people who watch more than three hours of television per day have a much higher risk of episodic erectile dysfunction. Obviously, these people are not watching what I'm watching, Bay-bee!
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A senior citizen was driving down the freeway when his wife called him on his cell phone. "Herman," she said, "I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 71. Please be careful." "Heck," replied Herman, "It's not just one, its all of them!"

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Del Lago Casino
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Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Las Vegas, NV
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Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Norwegian Cruise
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Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Mill Valley, CA
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The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Burlington, IA
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Mason City, IA
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Reno, NV
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The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Sullivan, IL
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Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
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