Click on a year to see the reports: 2008 2007 2006 2004 2003
March 20, 2007
First Up:
A recent study found that Ireland has the highest rate of binge drinkers per capita. The study went on to say, "Duh."
Item 2:
Michael Jackson has just announced that he will host a new game show for Fox TV called, "Are You Hotter Than a Fifth Grader?"
Item 3:
Dateline--Honolulu, Hawaii The city has enacted a temporary law that will allow people to hunt wild pigs for one year. Boy, The Dixie Chick Tour just can't catch a break.
Item 4:
According to researchers, obese men are less likely to commit suicide because their high insulin levels help to regulate their moods. And oh yeah, the rope breaks when they try to hang themselves.
Item 5:
Dateline-Vietnam Angelina Jolie has adopted her umpteenth child from another country. She said that she was able to do it because she traded two of her Algerians kids and one from Guatemala.
Item 6:
Dateline-India A distraught woman whose fiancÚ was killed in a tragic accident insisted on marrying his corpse just minutes before he was cremated. Anna Nicole's lawyer Howard K. Stern reportedly commented, "Why didn't I think of that?!"
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, and finds out she's pregnant. She's furious. She can't believe that Bill let this happen in the middle of her presidential campaign. She calls home and the minute her husband picks up she starts screaming, "How could you do this to me?!? With all that's going on right now, you get me pregnant? What were you thinking?" There is dead silence on the other end of the line. She screams again, "Did you hear me? How could you be so reckless? So careless?" Finally, in a very faint whisper, Bill responds, "Who is this?"

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

Click here to see the photos!
2019 Dates
and Venues

Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
click here
Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
click here
Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
click here
Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
click here
Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
click here
Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
click here
Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
click here
Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
click here
Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
click here
Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
click here
Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
click here
Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
click here
Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
click here
Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
click here
Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
click here
Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
click here
Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
click here
Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
click here
Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
click here
Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
click here
Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
click here
Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
click here
Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
click here
For information: 818-314-9577
Email: abcmess57@gmail.com

Copyright ©1997-2019 Bob Zany

Webmaster: Jason Parrish at entertainment group