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April 03, 2007
First Up:
Jessica Simpson told Star Magazine that her "boobs are a good accessory, like a necklace." Hey, I'm no fashion expert but I think her boobs go great with her ass, Bay-bee!
Item 2:
Dateline--Los Angeles Ruby the elephant is retiring from the zoo. Thankfully, she's headed to a sanctuary in Northern California. Just as soon as she packs her trunks.
Item 3:
Katie "Mrs. Cruise" Holmes has backed out of her role in the next Batman movie, claiming "scheduling conflicts." Yup, turns out she was scheduled to help Tom pick out some new elevator shoes.
Item 4:
Question of the Week Are contortionists on an overbooked flight always asked if their travel plans are flexible?
Item 5:
Writer/director/actor M. Night Shyamalan is working on a new film called, "The Happening" set for a summer '08 release. "I want people to be scared after watching this film" said the triple threat who brought us "Lady in The Water." If that's the case, I guess he'll be in every frame."
Item 6:
Dateline: Santa Monica, California City officials plan to give squirrels birth control shots in an effort to curb over-population. The shots cost $10 each. Hey, I'm no consumer advocate, but wouldn't it be cheaper to just take away their nuts?
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week An 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 year-old husband in bed with another woman. She was so angry that she pushed him off their twentieth floor balcony, killing him instantly. During her murder trial, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense. "Yes, your honor," she answered, "I figured if he could have sex at 92, he could probably fly, too."

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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