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April 10, 2007
First Up:
Katie Couric has changed her opening greeting on the CBS Evening News from, "Hi everyone," to "Hello, everyone." And if her ratings don't improve, she's going to change it to "Please watch. My ass is on the line."
Item 2:
The White House held its annual Easter Egg Roll on Sunday. Laura Bush read the children's book, "Duck for President" to the kids, as well as a few pages from the sequel, "Duck! It's the Vice President!"
Item 3:
Dateline--Columbus, Mississippi: And Speaking of Ducks The United States Air Force has determined that ducks caused the crack in the windshield of a training jet, from which the pilots were forced to eject. According to the black box, the last word recorded was "Aflac."
Item 4:
Question of The Week If a photographer sits on his butt all day, does he get Polaroids?"
Item 5:
Dateline--Chicago Police arrested a 17 year-old girl for running an escort service from Craigslist. Officials became suspicious when she placed an ad on the popular website for a used couch that folds out into a hooker.
Item 6:
Despite the controversy that surrounds him, Barry Bonds will be the next major leaguer with a candy bar named after him. It's bitter chocolate with tiny nuts. It's called the "I Plead The 5th Avenue." Available by prescription only.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A man and a woman were having dinner at a fine restaurant. The waitress, taking an order at a table nearby, saw the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table. The woman didn't seem to notice. The waitress continued to watch as the man slid all the way down his chair and under the table. The woman remained unruffled, seemingly unaware that her dining companion had vanished. The waitress couldn't stand it. She went to the table and said to the woman, "Excuse me, but I think your husband just slid under the table." "No he didn't," replied the woman calmly, "he just walked in the door."

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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