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April 17, 2007
First Up:
Dateline-Hollywood Paris Hilton accidentally left a sex toy at a Tinsel Town hot spot over the weekend. The mistake was discovered after the manager realized that the club didn't own a floor buffer.
Item 2:
Dateline--Tobacco Ville, North Carolina While filming his latest project, George Clooney went by a kid's lemonade stand and paid $20 for a glass. The 10 year-old thanked him and said, "This makes up for the money I spent to sit through your last two movies."
Item 3:
I've Got Some Good News and Some Bad News The Good News: Dateline--Washington A 100 year-old man had his driver's license renewed through 2012. The Bad News An hour later, he showed up at the DMV to renew his driver's license through 2012.
Item 4:
The infamous Onion Field Killer died in prison at the age of 76. Ironically, during his service, nobody cried.
Item 5:
Question of The Week When I buy a Dutch chocolate bar, should the store pay half?
Item 6:
Physicists have devised a method to make invisibility possible. They use complex math equations to bend light around objects and make them disappear. Until the process hits the mainstream, you can become invisible by telling people that your name is Mike Huckabee and you're running for President of The United States.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week An elderly couple was about to get married. While discussing their prenuptial agreement, the bride-to-be declared, "I want to keep my house." "Fine with me," agrees the groom. "I also want to keep my Cadillac," she says. "No problem," he responds. "And I want to have sex six times a week." "Great!" he answers, "Put me down for Fridays."

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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