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May 22, 2007
First Up:
The housing market continues to slide. In fact, it's gotten so bad, The Home and Garden Channel has unveiled a new show, "Flip Off This House."
Item 2:
Dateline--Hays, Kansas A 95 year-old woman is officially the oldest person to graduate from college. Her class has voted her Most Likely To Die First.
Item 3:
Dateline--China A woman used her umbrella to save an 18 year-old woman after she was blown off of a six-story building. According to onlookers, she landed safely but wouldn't stop yapping about the benefits of a spoonful of sugar.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know Los Angeles averages about 15 inches of rain a year, but this year has only had 3.16 inches of rain. To put that in perspective, it's twice the size of Alec Baldwin's penis.
Item 5:
Dateline--Washington, DC The US Senate voted 69-23 to debate a bill that would allow millions of Mexicans who are here illegally to stay. So far, the only one they are willing to deport is Attorney General, Alberto Gonzales.
Item 6:
Dateline--New Hyde Park, New York Doctors performed a successful operation to stop a three year-old girl from laughing uncontrollably. Her parents could have saved a lot of money if The Zany Report aired in New Hyde Park, New York.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A 93 year-old woman was despondent after the death of her husband and wanted to kill herself. She called her doctor and asked where her heart was located, since that's where her pain was. "It's right below your left breast," he informed her. Later that night, she was rushed to the hospital with a gun shot wound to her left knee."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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