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June 05, 2007
First Up:
Dateline—Los Angeles, California Paris Hilton surrendered to a Los Angeles County jail a day early. According to historians, this is the third time in history that Paris has surrendered.
Item 2:
Former Vice President Al Gore told Time Magazine that he's "fallen out of love with politics." To which politics responded, "The break up is mutual." I wonder who gets custody of Tipper and the fat suits?
Item 3:
I've Got Some Good News and Some Bad News The Good News Paul Newman will give ten million dollars to his alma mater, Kenyon College. The Bad News The donation will be in salad dressing. Can you hear the truck backing up now? Beeeeeeeeeep, Beeeeeeeeeep.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know Americans spend nine million hours a day trying to locate lost items. The study went on to say, "Where hell did I put it, it's around here somewhere...Hang on…Hang on…"
Item 5:
Question of The Week Do masochists heat their homes with Pro-pain?
Item 6:
A woman has created the first shoe with an adjustable heel. Now, in just three easy steps you can go from "Working Girl," to "CFM Pumps."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A very well-dressed, well-groomed 90 year-old man walks into an upscale bar and sits down next to a very attractive lady. He orders a drink, takes a sip and asks, "So, do I come here often?"

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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