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June 05, 2007
First Up:
Dateline—Los Angeles, California Paris Hilton surrendered to a Los Angeles County jail a day early. According to historians, this is the third time in history that Paris has surrendered.
Item 2:
Former Vice President Al Gore told Time Magazine that he's "fallen out of love with politics." To which politics responded, "The break up is mutual." I wonder who gets custody of Tipper and the fat suits?
Item 3:
I've Got Some Good News and Some Bad News The Good News Paul Newman will give ten million dollars to his alma mater, Kenyon College. The Bad News The donation will be in salad dressing. Can you hear the truck backing up now? Beeeeeeeeeep, Beeeeeeeeeep.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know Americans spend nine million hours a day trying to locate lost items. The study went on to say, "Where hell did I put it, it's around here somewhere...Hang on…Hang on…"
Item 5:
Question of The Week Do masochists heat their homes with Pro-pain?
Item 6:
A woman has created the first shoe with an adjustable heel. Now, in just three easy steps you can go from "Working Girl," to "CFM Pumps."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A very well-dressed, well-groomed 90 year-old man walks into an upscale bar and sits down next to a very attractive lady. He orders a drink, takes a sip and asks, "So, do I come here often?"

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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