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June 12, 2007
First Up:
Paleontologists have found that inbreeding, not over-hunting, caused the extinction of the Woolly Mammoth. Upon hearing the news, President Bush said, "That's why I always wear cotton."
Item 2:
Fun Fact You Should Know A goldfish has an attention span of three seconds. Beating out a guy with a remote by a solid two!
Item 3:
A Sad Note Bettye Travis, President of The National Association of Fat Acceptance passed away at age 55. She is survived by her life partner, two daughters and a case of Hostess Ding Dongs.
Item 4:
I've Got Some Bad News And Some Good News: The Bad News President Bush canceled several important meetings due to a case of nasty diarrhea. The Good News It's the first thing he's been able to pass in years.
Item 5:
I've Got Some More Good News and Some Better News: The Good News Viagra may help decrease the effects of jet lag when taken in flight. The Better News Hugely increasing your chances of joining The Mile High Club.
Item 6:
Dateline--Van Nuys, California (AKA "Bullet-ins From My Backyard") Prosecutors want to try a 17 year-old student as an adult for attacking a fellow student with a hammer. Coincidentally, the hammer attack occurred while the victim was doing her nails.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week "I just bought a new hearing aid," a man boasted to his neighbor, "It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's perfect, the best out there." Impressed, the neighbor asked, "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty."

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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