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June 12, 2007
First Up:
Paleontologists have found that inbreeding, not over-hunting, caused the extinction of the Woolly Mammoth. Upon hearing the news, President Bush said, "That's why I always wear cotton."
Item 2:
Fun Fact You Should Know A goldfish has an attention span of three seconds. Beating out a guy with a remote by a solid two!
Item 3:
A Sad Note Bettye Travis, President of The National Association of Fat Acceptance passed away at age 55. She is survived by her life partner, two daughters and a case of Hostess Ding Dongs.
Item 4:
I've Got Some Bad News And Some Good News: The Bad News President Bush canceled several important meetings due to a case of nasty diarrhea. The Good News It's the first thing he's been able to pass in years.
Item 5:
I've Got Some More Good News and Some Better News: The Good News Viagra may help decrease the effects of jet lag when taken in flight. The Better News Hugely increasing your chances of joining The Mile High Club.
Item 6:
Dateline--Van Nuys, California (AKA "Bullet-ins From My Backyard") Prosecutors want to try a 17 year-old student as an adult for attacking a fellow student with a hammer. Coincidentally, the hammer attack occurred while the victim was doing her nails.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week "I just bought a new hearing aid," a man boasted to his neighbor, "It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's perfect, the best out there." Impressed, the neighbor asked, "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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