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June 19, 2007
First Up:
The Olsen Twins celebrated their twenty-first birthday, prompting one eating disorder experts to comment, "They throw up so fast!"
Item 2:
Dateline: The White House President Bush held an hour-long video-conference with Iraqi leaders this week. According to a staffer, "It's not uncommon for The President to hold video-conferences. In fact," he went on to say, "Yesterday I heard him having one with "Dora The Explorer."
Item 3:
Steven Spielberg has declared his support of Hillary Clinton for President. This is the second time he's endorsed a Clinton. Or as I like to call it, "Jurassic Park II."
Item 4:
Dateline: Chattanooga, Tennessee A mother and her boyfriend were arrested for tying up a 6 year-old boy and leaving him in their car while they ate dinner at The Cracker Barrel. They denied any wrong doing, claiming they were just playing hide and seek, and this time they wanted to win.
Item 5:
Angelina Jolie stunned onlookers at the premiere of her latest movie by wearing a $26 dress. She said, "Fashion isn't about what label you wear, it's about how quickly a basement full of Ethiopian orphans can sew."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week "Bingle Wisdom" Normally, If you cross a mule with an onion, you get an onion with long ears. But every now and then, when you least expect it, you get a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eyes.

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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