Click on a year to see the reports: 2008 2007 2006 2004 2003
August 28, 2007
First Up:
American Idol's Ryan Seacrest has been tapped to host The Emmy Awards in September. In a Related Story…His former co-host Brain Dunkleman will be hosting a Tupperware Party in Rockford, Illinois this Wednesday at 8:00 pm, CST.
Item 2:
Dateline--Malibu, California A beached dolphin died en route to the hospital. According to a spokesperson, he was doing okay until actor Nick Nolte, who lives close by, stopped and gave the animal mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Marine biologists are listing the official cause of death as "Accidental Overdose."
Item 3:
Star Jones has finally admitted to having gastric bypass surgery to help her lose 110 pounds. Next, she plans to lose an additional 175 pounds through a procedure called divorce.
Item 4:
Question of The Week If I walk out on my check at an IHOP, is that considered an international incident?
Item 5:
Dateline-Switzerland Green Peace commissioned a photo of hundreds of people posing nude on a melting glacier. The group thinks that after seeing 300 naked men on a chunk of ice, people will undoubtedly think about shrinkage.
Item 6:
Wild fires continue to burn out of control throughout Greece. Experts are recommending baking soda.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A man, tired of drawing a welfare check tells the clerk he wants a job. "It's your lucky day," says the clerk, "One just opened up for a chauffeur for a very rich man's nymphomaniac daughter. You will escort her to Europe, take her shopping, and have sex with her at her at least twice a day. Your salary will be $200,000 plus room, board and an expense account, and you'll get six weeks of paid vacation per year." The man's jaw drops, and he asks, "Are you bullsh&%ing me?" "Well," answers the welfare agent, "you started it."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

Click here to see the photos!
2019 Dates
and Venues

Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
click here
Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
click here
Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
click here
Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
click here
Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
click here
Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
click here
Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
click here
Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
click here
Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
click here
Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
click here
Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
click here
Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
click here
Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
click here
Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
click here
Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
click here
Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
click here
Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
click here
Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
click here
Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
click here
Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
click here
Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
click here
Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
click here
Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
click here
For information: 818-314-9577
Email: abcmess57@gmail.com

Copyright ©1997-2019 Bob Zany

Webmaster: Jason Parrish at entertainment group