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August 28, 2007
First Up:
American Idol's Ryan Seacrest has been tapped to host The Emmy Awards in September. In a Related Story…His former co-host Brain Dunkleman will be hosting a Tupperware Party in Rockford, Illinois this Wednesday at 8:00 pm, CST.
Item 2:
Dateline--Malibu, California A beached dolphin died en route to the hospital. According to a spokesperson, he was doing okay until actor Nick Nolte, who lives close by, stopped and gave the animal mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Marine biologists are listing the official cause of death as "Accidental Overdose."
Item 3:
Star Jones has finally admitted to having gastric bypass surgery to help her lose 110 pounds. Next, she plans to lose an additional 175 pounds through a procedure called divorce.
Item 4:
Question of The Week If I walk out on my check at an IHOP, is that considered an international incident?
Item 5:
Dateline-Switzerland Green Peace commissioned a photo of hundreds of people posing nude on a melting glacier. The group thinks that after seeing 300 naked men on a chunk of ice, people will undoubtedly think about shrinkage.
Item 6:
Wild fires continue to burn out of control throughout Greece. Experts are recommending baking soda.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A man, tired of drawing a welfare check tells the clerk he wants a job. "It's your lucky day," says the clerk, "One just opened up for a chauffeur for a very rich man's nymphomaniac daughter. You will escort her to Europe, take her shopping, and have sex with her at her at least twice a day. Your salary will be $200,000 plus room, board and an expense account, and you'll get six weeks of paid vacation per year." The man's jaw drops, and he asks, "Are you bullsh&%ing me?" "Well," answers the welfare agent, "you started it."

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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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