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September 18, 2007
First Up:
A new study has found that one out of three men don't wash their hands after using a public restroom, and that one out of a hundred US Senators find that a turn-on.
Item 2:
Retired General Wesley Clarke has endorsed Hillary Clinton for President. This would have been welcome news to Camp Clinton were it not for the fact that Clarke referred to Hillary as, "The right man for the job."
Item 3:
The latest game show to enter TV syndication is called, "Let's Play Crosswords." What's a four-letter word for "Canceled After The First Episode?"
Item 4:
I've Got Some Bad News and Some Good News The Bad News Actress Brett Sommers passed away over the weekend. The Good News She'll finally be reunited with her career.
Item 5:
Fun Fact You Should Know A slug has 3,000 teeth and four noses. Beating out Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers by eight teeth.
Item 6:
Britney Spears' ex-bodyguard claims that the lip-syncher has used drugs in front of her children. Spears didn't deny the use and explained to the judge, "I didn't know those were my children."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A cowboy and his dog ride into town on his horse on a very hot day. He ties up the dog and the horse under the shade of a tree and goes into the saloon for a cold one. About 20 minutes later, a cop comes in and asks, "Whose dog is that tied under the tree?" The cowboy answers, "It's mine, officer." The cop says, "Your dog is in heat." The cowboy answers, "No she's not, she's in the shade." "No," explains the cop, "I mean, she needs to be bred." Puzzled, the cowboy says, "No she doesn't. I just gave her some beef jerky." Now the cop is irritated and yells, "No! I mean, your dog needs to have sex!" Grinning, the cowboy replies, "Go ahead, I always wanted a police dog."

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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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