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September 18, 2007
First Up:
A new study has found that one out of three men don't wash their hands after using a public restroom, and that one out of a hundred US Senators find that a turn-on.
Item 2:
Retired General Wesley Clarke has endorsed Hillary Clinton for President. This would have been welcome news to Camp Clinton were it not for the fact that Clarke referred to Hillary as, "The right man for the job."
Item 3:
The latest game show to enter TV syndication is called, "Let's Play Crosswords." What's a four-letter word for "Canceled After The First Episode?"
Item 4:
I've Got Some Bad News and Some Good News The Bad News Actress Brett Sommers passed away over the weekend. The Good News She'll finally be reunited with her career.
Item 5:
Fun Fact You Should Know A slug has 3,000 teeth and four noses. Beating out Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers by eight teeth.
Item 6:
Britney Spears' ex-bodyguard claims that the lip-syncher has used drugs in front of her children. Spears didn't deny the use and explained to the judge, "I didn't know those were my children."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A cowboy and his dog ride into town on his horse on a very hot day. He ties up the dog and the horse under the shade of a tree and goes into the saloon for a cold one. About 20 minutes later, a cop comes in and asks, "Whose dog is that tied under the tree?" The cowboy answers, "It's mine, officer." The cop says, "Your dog is in heat." The cowboy answers, "No she's not, she's in the shade." "No," explains the cop, "I mean, she needs to be bred." Puzzled, the cowboy says, "No she doesn't. I just gave her some beef jerky." Now the cop is irritated and yells, "No! I mean, your dog needs to have sex!" Grinning, the cowboy replies, "Go ahead, I always wanted a police dog."

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
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Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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