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September 25, 2007
First Up:
Britney Spears has been charged with hit and run by the Los Angeles District Attorney. It had nothing to do with the accident the singer was involved in two weeks ago, but rather her performance on The Video Music Awards.
Item 2:
Mary-Kate Olsen said the reason she looks so depressed in photos is she hates having her picture taken. All in favor say "I."
Item 3:
This Just Handed To Me The custody battle between Britney and K-Fed's over the couple's children has gotten so bad, Alec Baldwin has been given temporary custody of the kids.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know Babies yawn right before they are born. I guess Good Luck Chuck was playing in the womb.
Item 5:
Dateline--Los Angeles Police found a man's body in the trunk of a taxi at the impound lot. They suspect the discovery was either part of a robbery gone bad or a really bad tipper. Adding to the creepiness, the taxi had been in the yard for five days before they found the guy. Police became suspicious when they realized the cab smelled better than when they first brought it in.
Item 6:
Dateline-Japan The Atlas Company has removed 150 Arm Wrestling Machines from arcades after reports of players breaking bones while using them. This isn't the first time the company has had problems. Last year, it had to pull all their Glory Hole machines after reports of players…you really don't want to know.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A man returns from the doctor after learning he only has 24 hours to live. He tells his wife and they make love. Six hours later, he says to his wife, "Honey, I only have 18 hours to live, can we do it again?" "Of course," she answers. Later, while still in bed, the husband realizes he only has eight hours left. He taps his wife and asks, "Honey, please just more time?' "Certainly, dear," she answers, and, they make love a third time. Afterwards, she rolls over and falls asleep. The man, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns until he only has four hours left on earth. He taps his wife's shoulder and says, "Honey, I only have four more hours, Do you think we can…?" At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, honey, I have to get up in the morning. You don't."

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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