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October 23, 2007
First Up:
Oprah Winfrey says she's gained 20 pounds since May. She blames it on one of two things: An out of whack thyroid or, her walking around cash and the burrito cart outside Harpo Studios.
Item 2:
Dateline: Atlanta, Georgia Kid Rock was arrested after getting into a fist fight with a customer at a Waffle House restaurant. According to a leading psychologist, this is what happens when you mix white hip-hop with southern IHOP.
Item 3:
Fun Fact You Should Know Dumbledore, the beloved and recently-outed headmaster of Harry Potter fame, got his name from his old college roommate, Senator Larry Craig.
Item 4:
Question of The Week Does Osama Bin Laden receive junk mail addressed to Resident Evil?
Item 5:
Another Fun Fact You Should Know It's impossible to breathe and swallow at the same time. Upon hearing the news, adult film star Jenna Jameson commented, "Duh."
Item 6:
Dateline--Toledo, Ohio A man was sentenced to prison for putting his son in a dog cage and making him wear a remote control training collar. No truth to the rumor that the boy was given to the man by Ellen DeGeneres because he wasn't getting along with her cats.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A man at a bar offers a gorgeous woman $10,000 for the opportunity to bite her breasts just once. The woman thinks about it, and agrees, but insists that they go out to the alley where no one can see them. The woman removes her blouse and bra to reveal the most perfect breasts ever. As soon as he sees them he grabs them and starts to caress, fondle, kiss and suckle on them. This goes on for about five minutes until the woman finally asks, "Are you going to bite them or not?" "Nah," answers the man, "It costs too much."

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
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Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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