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November 13, 2007
First Up:
A new study has found that men sleep better when cuddling…a remote control and a six-pack of beer.
Item 2:
Millions of toys made in China have been pulled off the shelves because they contain the date-rape drug, Rohypnol. Toys recalled include Aqua Dots and the "You Had It Coming To You In That Outfit-Elmo" Consumers are asked to send all recalled toys directly to Neverland Ranch.
Item 3:
Actress Hillary Swank let Oprah cut off nine inches of her hair for charity. Up next, Winfrey heads over to Rosie O'Donnell's place to mow her lawn and trim her bush.
Item 4:
A Sad Note Washoe, the first chimpanzee to learn sign language, passed away at the age of 42. She is survived by a sister, long time chimp-anion Dorothy, and a rubber banana.
Item 5:
Dateline--North Hollywood, California Police are investigating an attack involving a woman who was stabbed nine times and hit over the head with a lap-top computer. Similar to the way most customers felt after buying Windows '98.
Item 6:
Dateline-Iraq The US Military has released nine Iranians who have been held since January. Officials say they no longer posed a threat to US security. Upon release, the ex-detainees were given back their personal belongings which included wallets, watches, "Death to America" t-shirts and Google maps of Israel.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week Two friends were talking about Viagra. "Where do you get it?" asks the first friend. "At the drug store," answers his pal. So he goes to the pharmacy and asks for Viagra. "Does it work?" he asks the pharmacist. "Yes," he replies. "Can I get it over the counter?" he asks. "Only if you take two pills."

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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