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November 20, 2007
First Up:
Researchers have discovered that rats like sweetened water more than they like cocaine. Further findings suggest that the preference originates from an area of the brain that experiences pleasure and oh yeah, water is a lot cheaper than cocaine.
Item 2:
Dateline--Washington, DC A federal judge has ordered The White House to preserve copies of all e-mails after five million exchanges vanished. Officials are not terribly concerned as all of the missing e-mails were offers to enlarge the Vice President's first name.
Item 3:
Fun Fact You Should Know The US Treasury once issued a three cent bill. Now there's talk of introducing a two bits bill that would feature Clinton's picture.
Item 4:
A Sad Note Jerry BoBrow, best-selling author of several test preparation guides for students passed away at the age of 59. Per his wishes, he'll be A) buried in three days B) buried in seven days C) cremated ASAP or D) none of the above.
Item 5:
Dateline--Rochester, New York Raggedy Andy, Atari 2600 and The Kite have all been inducted into The Toy Hall of Fame. The Barry Bonds doll was supposed to be inducted, but officials bowed to a threatened boycott by all of the other action figures.
Item 6:
For the first time ever, Garcia and Rodriguez have made the top ten list of the most common surnames in the United States. According to officials at The Census Bureau, the names made the cut due to the exploding Hispanic population and the fact that they are willing to take the surnames Americans just don't want.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A retiree went down to the social security office to apply for benefits. When he got there, he realized that he left his ID at home. He told the woman behind the counter his situation and she said, "Don't worry, just unbutton your shirt." So he did, revealing his silver, curly chest hair. "That's proof enough for me," she said, and processed his account. He went home and told his wife what happened. "Hey," said his wife, "if you had dropped your pants, you would have gotten disability too!"

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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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