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December 04, 2007
First Up:
Despite the back-biting that continues between Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney, the candidates have discovered that they share at least a couple of opinions. Although the two still disagree on immigration and taxes, they found common ground with the Iraq war and the number of wives a man can have.
Item 2:
Dateline--New Hampshire A man claiming to have a bomb stormed into Hillary Clinton's campaign office. No truth to the rumor that it was actually a striking Hollywood writer with a script for Bionic Woman.
Item 3:
Two students at Southern Illinois University have been accused of kidnapping a man and torturing him with hot cookies. Authorities have determined the incident was a Mrs. Fields Trip gone bad.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know Gestapo was the Marx Brother they never talked about.
Item 5:
An outbreak of chicken pox struck the children of the Spice Girls while the group was on tour, quickly spreading from one kid to another. According to the band's manager, this isn't the first time a disease has been spread backstage at a Spice Girls concert. Just ask Chlamydia Spice.
Item 6:
A Los Angeles based company is producing a new game show featuring immigrants called, "Who Wants To Marry a US Citizen?" They say if the show is a hit, they will proceed with similarly themed-shows including, "Juan, Lupe or Draw," "The Weakest Chain Link Fence," "Green Card Sharks," and "Are You Smarter than a Leaf Blower?"
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched his dad move from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked his father what he was doing. "Before I buy a horse," answered the dad, "I want to make sure it's healthy and in good shape." "Oh my gosh, Dad!" exclaimed Johnny, "I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom!"

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Del Lago Casino
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Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Las Vegas, NV
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Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Norwegian Cruise
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Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Burlington, IA
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Mason City, IA
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The Pixy Theater
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VFW
Sullivan, IL
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