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January 22, 2008
First Up:
Britney Spears was quoted as saying, "You're better off being homeless than being me." I have to agree. At least the homeless wear underpants and know where they are going.
Item 2:
Dateline--Los Angeles Ringo Starr will be performing a free concert this Friday. Well, not exactly free, passersby are encouraged to throw spare change into his hat.
Item 3:
The FDA has found that food from cloned animals is safe. The only side effect of eating cloned meat is a horrible sense of déjà vu.
Item 4:
A Sad Note A New York window washer fell 47 stories to his death. The sad part? He missed a spot!
Item 5:
Question of The Week Was an obese intellectual the original Think Tank?"
Item 6:
Dateline--Zimbabwe The Central Bank will be issuing a 10 million dollar bill. According to financial experts, that's the equivalent of a down payment on a grass hut or milking rights to the village goat.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A woman goes the doctor for baby's first exam. The doctor weighs the baby, measures the baby and asks if the baby is breast-fed or bottle-fed." "Breast-fed,"she replies. "Well, strip down to your waist," says the doctor, and the woman complies. He pinches her nipples, presses them, kneads them and rubs them, and finally declares, "No wonder the baby is underweight. You don't have any milk!" "I know," answers the woman, "I'm the Grandma, but I'm sure glad I came along for the ride."

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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