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February 26, 2008
First Up:
Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins last Friday. This is actually her third set of twins if you count her T & A, Bay-Bee!
Item 2:
Rosie O'Donnell says she's planning to co-star in a sitcom with Fran Drescher. Possible titles for the show include, "The Annoying Couple," "Make Room for Fatty," and "Father Knows Best."
Item 3:
Dateline--Stamford, Connecticut A man known as The Dinnertime Bandit, because he broke into homes during, well, dinnertime, was arraigned in court. Police were able to capture him after they spotted a man dressed as a telemarketer with a mask and a sack of loot.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know Four percent of Americans have never had sex. Coincidentally, the same amount of people who say they're still Republican.
Item 5:
Sharon Stone told European reporters that, "War is not a movie." Yeah, it's not like you can spread your legs and get away with murder.
Item 6:
Former Jenny Craig spokesperson Kirstie Alley says she plans to start her own weight loss center, using the slogan, "No Woman is An Island; Except Me!"
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A fortune teller was shocked by what she saw in her crystal ball, but was obligated to share the bad news with her client. "There is no easy way to tell you this," said the gypsy, "You will soon be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken by the news, the client asks, "Will I get away with it?"

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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