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March 18, 2008
First Up:
According to a new study, hate crimes have dropped 13 percent nationwide. Call me old-fashioned, but I miss the days when crime was full of love and good intentions.
Item 2:
Dateline--Lancaster, California A 62 year-old man was found dead with an arrow in his chest. Police are on the lookout for a white male, 2 feet, 3 inches tall, with wings and a diaper.
Item 3:
A rare 1888 photo of Helen Keller shown holding a doll and sitting next to her teacher has been discovered. According to experts, the doll was a prototype of an actual Helen Keller Doll. When you pulled the string on her back, nothing happened!
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know In Italy, it is good luck to watch a ladybug fly into your bedroom. In France, it is really good luck when a lady leaves your bedroom after your wife comes home to bug you.
Item 5:
Dateline--Pontiac, Michigan Dr. Jack Kevorkian is running for Congress as an Independent, promising to fix Social Security single-handedly. He is using the campaign slogan, "Live Free or Die."
Item 6:
Los Angeles Times sports writer Mike Penny has completed sexual reassignment surgery and will soon return to his desk as a woman. His column will now be called "Sports Without Balls." The editors are very supportive of the decision. In fact they are thrilled that now that he is a woman they can pay him less.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit. She rolled the dice and landed on Science and Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear them?" She thought for awhile and finally asked, "Is it on or off?"

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
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Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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