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March 18, 2008
First Up:
According to a new study, hate crimes have dropped 13 percent nationwide. Call me old-fashioned, but I miss the days when crime was full of love and good intentions.
Item 2:
Dateline--Lancaster, California A 62 year-old man was found dead with an arrow in his chest. Police are on the lookout for a white male, 2 feet, 3 inches tall, with wings and a diaper.
Item 3:
A rare 1888 photo of Helen Keller shown holding a doll and sitting next to her teacher has been discovered. According to experts, the doll was a prototype of an actual Helen Keller Doll. When you pulled the string on her back, nothing happened!
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know In Italy, it is good luck to watch a ladybug fly into your bedroom. In France, it is really good luck when a lady leaves your bedroom after your wife comes home to bug you.
Item 5:
Dateline--Pontiac, Michigan Dr. Jack Kevorkian is running for Congress as an Independent, promising to fix Social Security single-handedly. He is using the campaign slogan, "Live Free or Die."
Item 6:
Los Angeles Times sports writer Mike Penny has completed sexual reassignment surgery and will soon return to his desk as a woman. His column will now be called "Sports Without Balls." The editors are very supportive of the decision. In fact they are thrilled that now that he is a woman they can pay him less.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit. She rolled the dice and landed on Science and Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear them?" She thought for awhile and finally asked, "Is it on or off?"

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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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