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March 25, 2008
First Up:
A new study has found that petting your cat can reduce your risk of stroke. The study went on to say that those who pet their one-eyed trouser trout are definitely going to experience multiple strokes.
Item 2:
Sylvester Stallone plans to take over the Death Wish film franchise made famous by the late Charles Bronson. He said he got the idea after both Rocky 6 and Rambo 4 were labeled "career death wishes" by critics and audience members alike.
Item 3:
A California doctor is offering mail-in mental illness tests to anyone willing to send him a sample of their salvia. Of course, anyone comfortable drooling into an envelope is probably a little kooky.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should You Know Fifty percent of lingerie is returned to stores, and thirty percent of the men are actually still wearing it upon return.
Item 5:
Dateline--Philadelphia After a long battle with local commissioners, Joe Vento, owner of Geno's Steaks, was granted permission to display a sign in his shop that says, "This is America: When ordering, please speak English." After hearing the news, Vento's only comments were, "Grazi and Bon Apetito, Bay-bee!"
Item 6:
The CW Network has eliminated its comedy department, but insisted, "We're not out of the comedy business." In fact, they've renewed "Everybody Loves Chris" and plan to franchise the show it a la Law & Order. Spin-offs include, "Everybody Hates Dane Cook," "Everybody Hates Carrot Top" and "Everybody Hates The CW."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A Bingle Fairy Tale: Once upon a time, one day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who didn't whine, nag or bitch. But this was a long time ago…and it was just one day.

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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