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April 08, 2008
First Up:
Dateline-Paris Protesters stopped the Olympic Torch Relay from crossing France, marking the first time that France has ever stopped anyone from running over their country.
Item 2:
John McCain was asked what he thought of the recent HBO mini-series about John Adams. "So far it's great," answered the presidential hopeful, "but I don't remember some of the historical facts happening that way."
Item 3:
Hillary Clinton says she'll stop telling the emotional story of an uninsured Ohio girl who became pregnant. Clinton's camp insists that the cut had nothing to do with accuracy, but because Bill tells a similar story that starts out, "One time I met this really cute girl in Ohio…"
Item 4:
Hey! Speaking of Pregnancy In his first TV appearance, transsexual Thomas Beattie told Oprah what it's like to be the first pregnant man. When asked about cravings, he said, "Actually, I wanted a pickle long before becoming pregnant."
Item 5:
Dateline--Sherman Oaks, California A 52 year-old man died after he was run over by a cement truck. Ironically, after hearing the sad news, his best friend said he felt like he'd been hit by a ton of bricks.
Item 6:
Tampa Bay, Florida An adult film actress has organized the first ever Porn Camp, where amateurs go to learn their craft. The camp's slogan is, "We'll make you s'mores and whores."
Item 7:
Dateline--San Francisco After serving more than thirty years in prison for the attempted assassination of President Ford, Sara Jane Moore has been released on put on parole. She had originally been given a life sentence without the possibility of parole, but that changed after she promised that she would never try to kill President Ford again.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A little girl asks her mother, "How did the human race appear?" "Well," the mother answers, "God made Adam and Eve, who had children, who had children, who had children who populated the earth." Two days later, the little girl asks her father the same question. The father answers, "Many years ago there were monkeys roaming the earth, and the human race evolved from them." Even more confused, the little girl goes back to her mom and asks, "Mom, you told me the human race was created by God and dad just said that it evolved from monkeys." "It's very simple," answers her mom, "I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
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Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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