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April 15, 2008
First Up:
Dateline--Sunland, California Two big rigs collided, spilling thousands of pounds of onions onto the 210 Freeway. According to an eyewitness, no one was hurt, but everyone was crying.
Item 2:
Dateline--Florida A 93 year-old man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute is claiming entrapment. According to the geezer's lawyer, the man simply asked the Working Girl if she wanted to take a ride on his Rascal.
Item 3:
The Los Angeles Times has apologized for a story about the death of Tupac Shakur that was apparently fabricated. A senior editor promised, "This is the last time we use Hillary Clinton as a fact checker."
Item 4:
And Speaking of Rappers…I've Got Some Bad News and Some Good News The Bad News: Vanilla Ice was arrested on domestic battery charges. The Good News: This is his first hit in years.
Item 5:
Fun Fact You Should Know Pete Rose turned 67 years old yesterday, or as he calls it, 61 plus the vig!
Item 6:
Dateline-Missouri A man accidentally killed his wife while he was trying to install satellite television using a .22 caliber pistol as a wall hole-punch. Ironically, the last thing she said to him was, "You care more about your damn TV than you care about me."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week Chelsea Clinton returned home from a date. Hillary asked her if she had a good time, and Chelsea replied, "Yes, I think I might be in love." "You didn't have sex, did you?" asked Hillary. "Not according to dad," she answered.

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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