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April 22, 2008
First Up:
President Bush made a taped appearance on last night's episode of "Deal or No Deal." The president said that he had always dreamed of being on a game show, but that DOND wasn't his first choice. Unfortunately, he isn't Smarter than a Fifth Grader."
Item 2:
Dolly Parton has just released a new song called "Jesus and Gravity." The tune was penned immediately after a Nashville songwriter saw her topless and said, "Oh. My. God."
Item 3:
Dateline--Magnolia, Alaska A 19 year-old woman was shocked-and woken up--after a truck crashed into her motel room. The young blonde told police that she blames herself because she forgot to put out the "Do Not Disturb" sign.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know Coconuts help stop diarrhea. Knowing this will make watching Gilligan yelling, "Skip-peeeeeeeeeeer!"a little more difficult. Especially because of those white pants.
Item 5:
Question of The Week If Naomi Campbell is sent to prison for her latest altercation, could she get an early release for being a model prisoner?
Item 6:
Burger King plans to open a chain of "Whopper Bars" across the country. The new cafes are a smaller version of the fast-food joint, and will feature several different Whopper options. The menu includes the spicy onion-topped "Angry Whopper," the "Texas Double Whopper," with bacon and jalapenos, and my favorite, the "Hillary Whopper," which includes a story from her life.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week The Bing Crosby Joke of the Week A recent study has found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study says Americans drink about 22 gallons of beer a year. I guess that means Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

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