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April 29, 2008
First Up:
A new Gallup poll has found that, at 69%, President Bush has the highest disapproval rating of any US President in the 70 year-history of the survey. When asked to comment, Bush said, "69!" and started giggling uncontrollably.
Item 2:
After filing for divorce this week, Star Jones told a reporter, "I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace, and look forward to emerging from this as a stronger and wiser woman." She went on to say, "Are you going to finish that cake?"
Item 3:
I've Got Some Good News and Some Bad News The Good News: Officials in India are offering young men gun permits if they get a vasectomy. The Bad News: Much like the recipients of the vasectomy, the guns only shoot blanks.
Item 4:
Question of the Week If a hooker turns in a client because she finds out he is a crooked referee, does that make her a whistle blower?"
Item 5:
Fun Fact You Should Know The Elephant Man was a Democrat.
Item 6:
A new study has found that a pregnant woman's diet can determine the sex of the baby. For example, if she eats bananas, there is a high chance she'll have a boy. If she eats oysters, she'll probably have a girl. If she eats bananas and oysters, she might just wind up with a Jamie Lee Curtis.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A six year-old boy joins his grandma to visit his grandpa in the hospital. When they get there, the little boy runs ahead and says to his grandpa, "As soon as grandma comes in the room, make a noise like a frog!" "Well, okay," answers Grandpa, "But why do you want me to do that?""Because," answered his grandson, "Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disneyland!"

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Kokomo, IN
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