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May 06, 2008
First Up:
David Blaine broke the world record for holding his breath after sucking it up for 17 minutes and four seconds on The Oprah show. The weird part? Turns out it wasn't a trick, he just misplaced his inhaler.
Item 2:
Dateline--Chile The mayor plans to give out free Viagra to men 60 and older. Since the announcement, his approval rating has gone up in the polls and not surprisingly, his own pole has also gone up.
Item 3:
Dateline-Indianapolis A 90 year-old woman backed into a McDonald's with her car. She said it wasn't her fault because the sign said, "Drive through."
Item 4:
Dateline-Illinois A man has asked a judge for permission to legally change his name to "In God We Trust." If approved, his brother plans to change his name to "Everyone one else pays cash."
Item 5:
Question of the Week If you're having phone sex and the connection is bad, is it okay to say "Come again?"
Item 6:
New Feature! Have You Noticed That…the hand-sanitizer they used to have next to the gas pumps has been replaced with K-Y Jelly?
Item 7:
Dateline--Havana, Cuba For the first time in the communist nation, citizens are finally allowed to buy home computers and they are flying off the shelves. The most popular model has a hand crank and comes fully loaded with Windows '59.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A husband says to his wife, "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?" "I clean the toilet bowl," she answers. "How does that help?" he asks. "I use your tooth brush."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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