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May 06, 2008
First Up:
David Blaine broke the world record for holding his breath after sucking it up for 17 minutes and four seconds on The Oprah show. The weird part? Turns out it wasn't a trick, he just misplaced his inhaler.
Item 2:
Dateline--Chile The mayor plans to give out free Viagra to men 60 and older. Since the announcement, his approval rating has gone up in the polls and not surprisingly, his own pole has also gone up.
Item 3:
Dateline-Indianapolis A 90 year-old woman backed into a McDonald's with her car. She said it wasn't her fault because the sign said, "Drive through."
Item 4:
Dateline-Illinois A man has asked a judge for permission to legally change his name to "In God We Trust." If approved, his brother plans to change his name to "Everyone one else pays cash."
Item 5:
Question of the Week If you're having phone sex and the connection is bad, is it okay to say "Come again?"
Item 6:
New Feature! Have You Noticed That…the hand-sanitizer they used to have next to the gas pumps has been replaced with K-Y Jelly?
Item 7:
Dateline--Havana, Cuba For the first time in the communist nation, citizens are finally allowed to buy home computers and they are flying off the shelves. The most popular model has a hand crank and comes fully loaded with Windows '59.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A husband says to his wife, "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?" "I clean the toilet bowl," she answers. "How does that help?" he asks. "I use your tooth brush."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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