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May 27, 2008
First Up:
Dateline-England A man was arrested for spraying urine and feces on food at a Chinese restaurant. Coincidentally, he did it on only the #1 and # 2 meals.
Item 2:
Al Reynolds, the estranged husband of Star Jones, is shopping around a tell-all book about the couple's marriage and divorce. It's called, "I Knew It Was Over When She Started to Sing."
Item 3:
Dateline--Los Angeles, California A truckload of women's bras spilled on Interstate Highway 10. The road was shut down while authorities searched for booby traps.
Item 4:
Dateline-Missouri A car dealer is offering customers a choice of either a free gun or free gas when they buy a new car. So far, most people are taking the free gun, because that's what it takes to get all the free gas you want, bay-bee!
Item 5:
Dateline--New Zealand A man was arrested at a convenience store after trying to pay for candy and potato chips with marijuana. He almost got away with it, until he asked for crack as change.
Item 6:
Dateline-Japan The tourism minister has chosen Hello Kitty as its government envoy to represent the country in China. When asked why a cartoon character was chosen, the minister replied, "Because Godzilla can be so unpredictable."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A woman complains to her husband that her breasts are too small. "Well, if you want bigger breasts," replied the husband, "stand in front of the mirror and rub toilet paper between them." "How long is it going to take?" asks the wife. "A few years," he answers. Skeptical, the wife asks again, "Are you sure that rubbing toilet paper between my breasts for a few years will make my breasts bigger?" "It worked for your ass, didn't it?"

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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