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June 04, 2008
First Up:
Last week, real estate investor Brooke Mueller tied the knot with fiancÚ Charlie Sheen. This is her first marriage, and, the first time she's closed escrow on a real fixer-upper.
Item 2:
A new study has found that cell phone use might cause men to have weak sperm. Of course, it depends on what you're streaming on your download.
Item 3:
The Los Angeles Superior Court has ruled that Britney Spears will be allowed more visitation time with her children. It's a double blessing for the Popmom, as the decision comes just in time for National Take Your Kid To Rehab Day.
Item 4:
Dateline: Galesburg, Illinois An 84 year-old man was attacked by a homeless guy wielding a box of Moon Pies. The elderly man was actually in good spirits after the incident, explaining, "I'm happy to get pie any way I can at my age."
Item 5:
Jerry Mathers, AKA "The Beaver," turned 60 on June 2. Sadly, no one attended his birthday party, because nobody really needs to see beaver over thirty.
Item 6:
Idaho Senator Larry Craig is writing a book that will include a chapter on his arrest for allegedly soliciting sex in an airport bathroom. The soon-to-be-best-seller is tentatively titled, "Lord of the Flies."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week Two guys were discussing the topic of sex before marriage. The first guy says, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" "I'm not sure," answers the second guy, "What's her maiden name?"

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
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Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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