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July 22, 2008
First Up:
The annual "I-Did-A-Rod" contest began this week. Not the dog race, just a group of women who claim they slept with Alex Rodriguez.
Item 2:
According to a noted acoustics expert, people drink more in bars that play loud music. When asked why he said, "Huh? What was that?"
Item 3:
Fun Fact You Should Know A new game show called "Hurl" is set to debut on the G-4 Network this week. Contestants will be asked to eat until they throw-up. The show is actually a remake of "Saved by The Bell: The College Years."
Item 4:
US Airways will start removing their entertainment systems, which will save the company ten million dollars a year. "The units weigh 500 lbs." a spokesperson for the airline explained, "and hauling it around burns up a lot of costly fuel." This announcement came as very bad news to the really fat guy in 23D and E.
Item 5:
Dateline--Nevada Former Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss is facing felony drug use and possession charges from last February. Prosecutors claim that it took almost five months to process her blood test because every time lab workers got near her sample, they got too high to work.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A man and his wife go to the dentist's office. "Doc, I'm in a hurry, "says the man, "I have two buddies waiting for me to go play golf with them. So please just forget the anesthetic and pull the tooth." "Wow" replied the dentist, "You are a very brave man to do this without painkillers. Which tooth is it?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth and show him, honey."

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
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Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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