Click on a year to see the reports: 2008 2007 2006 2004 2003
July 29, 2008
First Up:
Madame Tussauds' famous Wax Museum just unveiled a likeness of Amy Winehouse. Fans say the wax figure is good, but would have been more life-like if she was plastered.
Item 2:
Lynwood, Illinois has passed a law banning saggy pants. Anyone showing more than three inches of their butt-cracks will be fined. Experts fear that the new law might cripple the plumbing industry.
Item 3:
Dateline--Reno, Nevada A McDonald's franchise was fined one million dollars after pleading guilty to giving false Social Security numbers to illegal aliens. Authorities became suspicious after The Hamburglar kept pressing 2 for Spanish. Members of the Minute Men were overheard saying, "I'm lovin' it!"
Item 4:
Dateline--Mexico City The Mexican Navy has seized a drug lord's submarine that was being used to transport cocaine. According to officials, this will not affect their operations, since they still have a bigger Navy than Canada.
Item 5:
Dateline-Massachusetts A woman shot herself to death after faxing her home loan company to inform them that she would be dead before they could foreclose on her home. In the industry they refer to this as a reverse reverse mortgage.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." "I think," replied his wife, "you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." "I think," answered the man, "you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

Click here to see the photos!
2019 Dates
and Venues

Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
click here
Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
click here
Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
click here
Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
click here
Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
click here
Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
click here
Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
click here
Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
click here
Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
click here
Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
click here
Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
click here
Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
click here
Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
click here
Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
click here
Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
click here
Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
click here
Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
click here
Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
click here
Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
click here
Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
click here
Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
click here
Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
click here
Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
click here
For information: 818-314-9577
Email: abcmess57@gmail.com

Copyright ©1997-2019 Bob Zany

Webmaster: Jason Parrish at entertainment group