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July 29, 2008
First Up:
Madame Tussauds' famous Wax Museum just unveiled a likeness of Amy Winehouse. Fans say the wax figure is good, but would have been more life-like if she was plastered.
Item 2:
Lynwood, Illinois has passed a law banning saggy pants. Anyone showing more than three inches of their butt-cracks will be fined. Experts fear that the new law might cripple the plumbing industry.
Item 3:
Dateline--Reno, Nevada A McDonald's franchise was fined one million dollars after pleading guilty to giving false Social Security numbers to illegal aliens. Authorities became suspicious after The Hamburglar kept pressing 2 for Spanish. Members of the Minute Men were overheard saying, "I'm lovin' it!"
Item 4:
Dateline--Mexico City The Mexican Navy has seized a drug lord's submarine that was being used to transport cocaine. According to officials, this will not affect their operations, since they still have a bigger Navy than Canada.
Item 5:
Dateline-Massachusetts A woman shot herself to death after faxing her home loan company to inform them that she would be dead before they could foreclose on her home. In the industry they refer to this as a reverse reverse mortgage.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." "I think," replied his wife, "you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." "I think," answered the man, "you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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