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August 12, 2008
First Up:
I saw Traveling Pants over the weekend. Not the movie, just John Edwards discussing his campaign stops.
Item 2:
Rabid Barack Obama supporters will be the first to receive news about the senator's running-mate choice via text message. John McCain is considering doing the same thing, and will spend the next few weeks consulting the manual of his new-fangled i-Phone.
Item 3:
Paris Hilton is working with comic book legend Stan Lee to create a super hero based on her. She will be called Wonder Why Your Famous Woman.
Item 4:
Nancy Pelosi is promoting her new autobiography. When asked why now, the Speaker of The House replied, "Because I want to capitalize on the nine percent approval rating of Congress."
Item 5:
Dateline--Acapulco, Mexico A woman said she fought off a 500 lb. lion with a machete after it showed up in her yard. Animal activists denounce the woman's attack on the undocumented cat, explaining it was just there trying to feed its family.
Item 6:
Dateline-Austin, Texas Twenty-six cheerleaders got stuck in an elevator at a summer camp. Officials say there was nothing wrong with the elevator; it's just really hard to get that many cheerleaders to go down at once.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A Licker Cabinet.

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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