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August 19, 2008
First Up:
A new study has found that faith in God can add three years to your life. And subtract about a hundred inches from your wallet.
Item 2:
Bill Murray went sky diving with the US Army Golden Knights Parachute Team. When asked where he got the idea to go really high and then plummet down to earth, he replied, "My career."
Item 3:
Comedian Craig Robinson, who co-stars on the sitcom, "The Office" was arrested on felony drug charges over the weekend. According his publicist, he'll appear in court on August 23, and at the Tampa Improv August 27 through August 29.
Item 4:
Pastor Rick Warren assured skeptics that John McCain didn't hear any of the questions before Saturday night's civil forum. In fact, he didn't hear most of the questions during the civil forum.
Item 5:
Dateline--Ajo, Arizona Four Mexican soldiers sneaked into the state and held a US Border patrol agent at gun point for more than three hours. Upon hearing the news, President Bush quickly diffused the stand-off by inviting all five fellas to his ranch for fajitas.
Item 6:
Dateline--Orlando, Florida Disney World has revised its gun policy for employees. Staffers, also known as "cast members," will be allowed to keep licensed firearms in the locked glove compartments of their cars, unless they are playing the role of Goofy, Grumpy, Dumbo, Dopey or The Tramp that week.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A man was in divorce court. The judge said, "Mr. Clark," said the judge, "I have reviewed your case, and I have decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That seems very fair, Your Honor," said Mr. Clark, "And every now and then, I'll send her a few bucks myself."

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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