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August 26, 2008
First Up:
Madonna and Guy Ritchie held a ceremony over the weekend, during which the couple renewed their wedding vows. Or, as she called it, the reinvention of her marriage.
Item 2:
The Democratic National Convention is off and running. Though the real show is taking place in the streets as protestors and anarchists are trying hard to, as their signs say, "Recreate '68!" Though the slogan is a little obscure, a spokesperson for the group did say it had "absolutely nothing to do with Nicole Ritchie's dieting goals."
Item 3:
Barack Obama introduced Senator Joe Biden as his running mate via text message to his supporters. Not to be outdone, John McCain will announce his VP pick later this week via telegraph and carrier pigeon.
Item 4:
Dateline--Riverside, California Prosecutors have decided not to press charges against comedian/frequent arrestee Andy Dick. Ironically, several of his many past run-ins with the law involved releasing Dick.
Item 5:
Dateline--Seattle, Washington The hiker who was shot by a 14-year-old hunter as she was bending over to get something out of her backpack doesn't blame the kid. In fact, she has vowed to lose some weight and shave before bending over in public again.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A man gets on the bus with his pockets full of golf balls, and sits next to a blonde woman. The puzzled blonde couldn't stop staring at his bulging pants. Finally, the man said, "Its golf balls." "Oh, I'm sorry," said the blonde, "Does it hurt as much as Tennis Elbow?"

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2019 Dates
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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