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September 02, 2008
First Up:
A new study has found that 59 per cent of Americans believe in hell. The other 41 per cent aren't sure who they'll vote for in November.
Item 2:
Hillary Clinton showed up in an orange pantsuit to deliver her speech at The National Democratic Convention. According to pundits, she was trying to lock up the Home Depot and Pumpkin Farmer votes.
Item 3:
Senator John McCain said that even though Sarah Palin wasn't his first choice for a running mate, he knew that he wanted a woman with experience working under "an old white man." Anna Nicole Smith wasn't available.
Item 4:
A Sad Note – Dave Freeman, co-author of the bestselling book, "100 Things To Do Before You Die," passed away at age 47. Per his last wishes, his epitaph will read, "I only got to 52."
Item 5:
Dateline--Cincinnati – A businessman who promised he could enhance penises was convicted of fraud and sentenced to 25 years in prison. This gives a whole new meaning to "hard time."
Item 6:
Michael Jackson, who just turned fifty, said that he celebrated with his kids, enjoying cake and blowing candles. Candles, and his Chimp Brother, Bubbles, could not be reached for comment.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week – A nurse stops by to ask a surgery patient how he is feeling. "I'm okay," he replies, "But I didn't like the four-letter word the doctor used during my operation." "What word was that?" asks the nurse. "Oops!"

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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