Saturday, May 18
Zan vs. Zany,
Kristi Lee
& Costaki Economopolous
Harrington Raceway & Casino
Harrington, DE
September 09, 2008
First Up:
A new study has found that 69 per cent of American women prefer men as leaders. A whopping 76 per cent of American men surveyed said, "Let me check with my wife and get back to you."
Item 2:
Comedian Stephen Colbert wants to shoot his DNA into outer space. He's tried it before, but there was always a sock blocking it.
Item 3:
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady will miss the entire season because of a knee injury. For those of you keeping track, this is the first time a Brady wasn't able to solve a problem on TV in less than half an hour.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know – The 100 Year-Old Stripper's Guild is also called SAG.
Item 5:
Dateline--The Toronto Film Festival – Jennifer Aniston is reportedly going to great lengths to avoid her ex-husband Brad Pitt. It's not because she's still heartbroken, it's because she doesn't want to be adopted.
Item 6:
Dateline--Los Angeles – A man who repeatedly rammed his car into the gates of The Playboy Mansion was arrested. He blames his action on an erection that lasted more than four hours.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week – There are four truths that are agreed upon by all religions: Muslims don't recognize Jews as the chosen people, Jews don't recognize Jesus as The Messiah, Protestants don't recognize The Pope as the leader of the Christian world, and Baptists don't recognize each other at Hooters.
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2013 Datesand Venues
May 29-June 2
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
Thursday, June 13
Taping Showtime Special
Billy Gardell presents Road Dogs
Union Plaza Hotel
Downtown Vegas, Bay-Bee!
Taping Showtime Special
Billy Gardell presents Road Dogs
Union Plaza Hotel
Downtown Vegas, Bay-Bee!
June 27-30
w/ Zan Aufderheide
Funny Bone
Toledo, OH
w/ Zan Aufderheide
Funny Bone
Toledo, OH
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