Click on a year to see the reports: 2008 2007 2006 2004 2003
September 09, 2008
First Up:
A new study has found that 69 per cent of American women prefer men as leaders. A whopping 76 per cent of American men surveyed said, "Let me check with my wife and get back to you."
Item 2:
Comedian Stephen Colbert wants to shoot his DNA into outer space. He's tried it before, but there was always a sock blocking it.
Item 3:
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady will miss the entire season because of a knee injury. For those of you keeping track, this is the first time a Brady wasn't able to solve a problem on TV in less than half an hour.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know – The 100 Year-Old Stripper's Guild is also called SAG.
Item 5:
Dateline--The Toronto Film Festival – Jennifer Aniston is reportedly going to great lengths to avoid her ex-husband Brad Pitt. It's not because she's still heartbroken, it's because she doesn't want to be adopted.
Item 6:
Dateline--Los Angeles – A man who repeatedly rammed his car into the gates of The Playboy Mansion was arrested. He blames his action on an erection that lasted more than four hours.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week – There are four truths that are agreed upon by all religions: Muslims don't recognize Jews as the chosen people, Jews don't recognize Jesus as The Messiah, Protestants don't recognize The Pope as the leader of the Christian world, and Baptists don't recognize each other at Hooters.

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

Click here to see the photos!
2019 Dates
and Venues

Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
click here
Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
click here
Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
click here
Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
click here
Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
click here
Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
click here
Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
click here
Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
click here
Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
click here
Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
click here
Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
click here
Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
click here
Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
click here
Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
click here
Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
click here
Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
click here
Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
click here
Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
click here
Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
click here
Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
click here
Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
click here
Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
click here
Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
click here
For information: 818-314-9577
Email: abcmess57@gmail.com

Copyright ©1997-2019 Bob Zany

Webmaster: Jason Parrish at entertainment group