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September 16, 2008
First Up:
Jennifer Lopez finished her first-ever Triathlon. She crossed the finish line in two hours and 14 minutes. Her ass finished in two hours and 18 minutes.
Item 2:
According to a report by The National Academy of Science, men who cheat on their wives can blame it on their genes. Especially if the jeans are broken in by John Edwards.
Item 3:
Dateline--Las Vegas, Nevada – A prosecution witness was dismissed from the OJ trial, after complaining of "stabbing chest pains" while on the stand. Shortly after the incident, OJ was overheard asking his lawyer, "Which trial is this again?"
Item 4:
Ryan Seacrest is teaming up with Paris Hilton for a scripted TV show. The working title is "Two and a Half Brain Cells."
Item 5:
Flight attendants are very concerned about customers who are surfing porn websites while flying. They're afraid that older people might be offended, kids might see something very naughty, and most important, they might be recognized from their moon-lighting jobs.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week – A husband and wife are at the market when the husband adds a ten dollar case of beer to their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale," says the husband, "twenty-four cans for ten bucks." "Put them back," instructs the wife, "we can't afford them." On the next aisle, the wife tosses a twenty dollar jar of face cream into their cart. "What are you doing?" the husband asks. "It helps me look beautiful," replies the wife. "So does the beer at half the price!"

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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