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September 16, 2008
First Up:
Jennifer Lopez finished her first-ever Triathlon. She crossed the finish line in two hours and 14 minutes. Her ass finished in two hours and 18 minutes.
Item 2:
According to a report by The National Academy of Science, men who cheat on their wives can blame it on their genes. Especially if the jeans are broken in by John Edwards.
Item 3:
Dateline--Las Vegas, Nevada – A prosecution witness was dismissed from the OJ trial, after complaining of "stabbing chest pains" while on the stand. Shortly after the incident, OJ was overheard asking his lawyer, "Which trial is this again?"
Item 4:
Ryan Seacrest is teaming up with Paris Hilton for a scripted TV show. The working title is "Two and a Half Brain Cells."
Item 5:
Flight attendants are very concerned about customers who are surfing porn websites while flying. They're afraid that older people might be offended, kids might see something very naughty, and most important, they might be recognized from their moon-lighting jobs.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week – A husband and wife are at the market when the husband adds a ten dollar case of beer to their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale," says the husband, "twenty-four cans for ten bucks." "Put them back," instructs the wife, "we can't afford them." On the next aisle, the wife tosses a twenty dollar jar of face cream into their cart. "What are you doing?" the husband asks. "It helps me look beautiful," replies the wife. "So does the beer at half the price!"

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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