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September 30, 2008
First Up:
American Idol Finalist Clay Aiken says that the support he received from friends, family and fans since announcing he is gay left him "overcome with joy." It's not the first time the singer has used those words to describe his emotions, but they're usually in a different order.
Item 2:
Dateline--Blackstone, Virginia – Over the last five years, the small town of Blackstone, Virginia has recorded an uptick in cougar sightings. In 2005, 15 were spotted; in 2006, 19 and last year that number tripled to 57. No truth to the rumor that many of the cougars counted were spied cruising the Applebee's salad bar on Ladies Night.
Item 3:
Sarah Palin's staff claims that "nothing sinister" was going on during the anti-witchcraft blessing she received recently from her pastor. The spokesperson went on to say that The Vice-Presidential hopeful was simply preparing for an appearance on The View.
Item 4:
In a Related Story – During the ceremony, which has gone viral on YouTube, the Wasillan keeps her head bowed and doesn't speak; very similar to the way she got the nomination.
Item 5:
Police say the same man who walked into a Denny's restaurant and cut off his arm recently showed up at The Coyote Ugly Bar in New York and ordered a Grand Slam Breakfast. Detectives don't believe the guy is crazy, just dyslexic.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week – A high-class call girl goes to an accountant to file her taxes. They try to think of a truthful, creative way to describe her occupation. "How about chicken farmer?" suggests the hooker. "How does chicken farming relate to prostitution?" asks the CPA. "I raised over a thousand little peckers last year!"

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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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