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September 30, 2008
First Up:
American Idol Finalist Clay Aiken says that the support he received from friends, family and fans since announcing he is gay left him "overcome with joy." It's not the first time the singer has used those words to describe his emotions, but they're usually in a different order.
Item 2:
Dateline--Blackstone, Virginia – Over the last five years, the small town of Blackstone, Virginia has recorded an uptick in cougar sightings. In 2005, 15 were spotted; in 2006, 19 and last year that number tripled to 57. No truth to the rumor that many of the cougars counted were spied cruising the Applebee's salad bar on Ladies Night.
Item 3:
Sarah Palin's staff claims that "nothing sinister" was going on during the anti-witchcraft blessing she received recently from her pastor. The spokesperson went on to say that The Vice-Presidential hopeful was simply preparing for an appearance on The View.
Item 4:
In a Related Story – During the ceremony, which has gone viral on YouTube, the Wasillan keeps her head bowed and doesn't speak; very similar to the way she got the nomination.
Item 5:
Police say the same man who walked into a Denny's restaurant and cut off his arm recently showed up at The Coyote Ugly Bar in New York and ordered a Grand Slam Breakfast. Detectives don't believe the guy is crazy, just dyslexic.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week – A high-class call girl goes to an accountant to file her taxes. They try to think of a truthful, creative way to describe her occupation. "How about chicken farmer?" suggests the hooker. "How does chicken farming relate to prostitution?" asks the CPA. "I raised over a thousand little peckers last year!"

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
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Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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